the universe has a sick sense of humor
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
a hh„, only 100 to 1k„, [“we’re almost there” plays]
i like where this man’s priorities lie
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
Aren’t they sweet? Got mpreg on the mind lately. Gonna write a sad little drabble where Once-ler gets preggo and then loses it.